"The laws of gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein
Fact: The Law of Gravity accounts for hundreds of thousands of deaths every year and millions of dollars in property damage
Fact: The Law of Gravity was invented when an apple hit Sir Isaac Newton on the head in 1492. Because of the resulting brain damage, Newton went on to write The Law of Gravity, which was approved by Parliament that year.
Fact: The Law of Gravity, being a British invention, is not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution or The Bible.
Fact: Repealing the Law of Gravity would be a boon for our distressed economy. Some estimates indicate that hundreds of billions of dollars of wealth would be created once we free Our Economy from this unnecessary hindrance.
Fact: Hasn't the Law of Gravity kept us down long enough? Isn't it time we voted to repeal the most oppressive law in the history of the Universe?
Fact: Write or call your legislators today and ask them to get behind this growing movement to Repeal the Law of Gravity. Ask your legislator if they are in favor of plane crashes, building collapses, cars full of orphans plunging off bridges into icy waters, seniors falling and breaking their hips. Because if you're in favor of keeping this law on the books, those are the types of things you support.
Documentary: Rocky and Bullwinkle Upsadaisium episode.
It's Kept Us Down Long Enough. Time to Repeal the Law of Gravity Now!
